The Eagle

Skip-it - Picture Braveheart meets Gladiator, except instead of an inspired Mel Gibson you get a spiritless Channing Tatum, and instead of the epic Ridley Scott you get Kevin Macdonald's flat direction.

Jumping the Broom

Skip-it - Two African-American families meet in Martha's Vineyard for a obnoxiously unfunny wedding and terrible two hours of film.